When I am healthy, well rested (whatever that means) and have a fridge full of groceries, I think:
“Holy bananas! I love babies! I want a whole box full of babies!”
But when I am sick I feel differently. When I feel like I should take a fish tank vacuum to my nose, sneeze so hard and frequently that I should probably wear adult diapers and wish that somebody would go all Old Yeller on my ass, I think:
“HOLY BALLS! I AM DONKEY BALLS INSANE! WHERE IS THE MOTHER FREAKING RETURN LABEL ON THAT BOX FULL O’ BABIES?!”
Next week, when I talk about all of the babies that I want to collect, please post this on my Facebook wall…or staple it to my forehead!