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Box Full of Babies

Posted by on January 31, 2012

When I am healthy, well rested (whatever that means) and have a fridge full of groceries, I think:

“Holy bananas!  I love babies!  I want a whole box full of babies!”

 

They're just like kittens except they don't suck!

 

But when I am sick I feel differently. When I feel like I should take a fish tank vacuum to my nose,  sneeze so hard and frequently that I should probably wear adult diapers and wish that somebody would go all Old Yeller on my ass, I think:

“HOLY BALLS!  I AM DONKEY BALLS INSANE!  WHERE IS THE MOTHER FREAKING RETURN LABEL ON THAT BOX FULL O’ BABIES?!”

Operation fill that uterus is dunzo.

Next week, when I talk about all of the babies that I want to collect, please post this on my Facebook wall…or staple it to my forehead!

 

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